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A Year in the Life of Florida Man
365* Florida Man Headlines for Each Day of the Year
(*Technically 366 — includes Leap Year)
Awhile ago everyone was running to Google their birthday plus “Florida Man” to see what their birthday Florida Man story was.
It got me wondering: Could you really find a Florida Man or Woman story for every day of the year? Even for a Leap Year? So I set about trying to find a story for every day of the year. Headlines could be misleading and the dates didn’t always match up so it took some digging but, in the end, I did it — a confirmed Florida Man / Woman story for each and every day of the year.
Once I finished, I figured I might as well share it with the world. That way, it counts as a project instead of just a questionable use of time, energy and resources. This includes original headlines as well as links, so you can read every story if you’d like.
Enjoy!
(This is also available as a super cheap, downloadable ebook on etsy and Amazon)
January 1, 2019
Florida Man Shooting At Target In Backyard Hits Neighbor Sitting At Dining Room Table (WFLA)
January 2, 2019
Florida Man Arrested For Attacking McDonald’s Employee Over Not Getting A Straw (ABC Action News)
January 3, 2019
Florida Man Arrested At Mar-A-Lago, Says He Came To Talk To Trump About ‘His $6.3 Trillion’ (Local 10)
January 4, 2012
Florida Man Finds His Lost Kitty 2,000 Miles Away In Colorado (Star Advertiser)
January 5, 2015
Florida Man Puts Dragon Lizard In His Mouth, Smacks People With It (NY Daily News)
January 6, 2019
Florida Man Intentionally Drove Ferrari 360 Into Ocean At Top Speed (Inquuisitr)
January 7, 2019
Florida Man Says Multiple Syringes Found In Rectum Aren’t His (The Smoking Gun)
